No Pay, No Delicious is a noodle house recommended by Dingdong and his wife – Saigon residents for five years. They said it was a charming and eclectic restaurant that serves really good Pho, among others. I did not particularly seek it out though, knowing too well that we'll never run out of interesting places to dine in.
And then one evening, while strolling leisurely near one end of Dong Khoi Street, we stumbled upon it. Giddy with excitement (with that name, who wouldn't be?) the six of us walked in. A Viet waiter was only too happy to see us, and guided us in. The ground floor is full, he said, so he led us to the second floor. But the second floor was packed, so he ushered us to the third. But the third floor was just as full, so we followed him to the fourth.
My excitement was rising with every step. To me, every flight of stairs we took sent us to another world of mystic orientalia that promised a once-in-a-lifetime exotic gourmet adventure. Our guide finally opened the door to a dark room filled with bulky wood furniture with heavy inlaid mother of pearl. He switched on the air-con and handed us the menu. We all sat down and gazed at it.
Unbeknownst to us, our friend Gigi was beginning to sweat heavily. Hers was a strange feeling that embraced her the moment we began climbing flight after flight of stairs, looming above and around her like a dark shadow. When we reached the topmost floor and sat down among the humongous dark furniture, she felt like she was running out of breath. We all noticed how uneasy she felt. Her smile was both nervous and polite, her demeanor strange and so unlike her. Sensitive yet always sensible, Gigi felt some unfriendly presence in the air, the heaviest of which was at the room we were in.
Knowing fully well that we wouldn't be able to enjoy the meal if one of us were unhappy, we all rose from our table, our heavy chairs creaking loudly, a bit grudgingly. Silently we trudged down the stairs, the pall of eerieness lifting from Gigi's shoulders one step at a time.
Out on the street, a blast of cool, fresh air blew at our faces. Walking away, it felt like leaving behind an old soul... and glorious gustatory moments we could have shared.
No Pay, No Delicious?
No Eat :-(











